March 2, 2008

Birds and the Bee's according to a 3 year old

Well, I was alone this weekend with Caleb and Naomi. Aaron went to Anchor town for his National Guard weekend and took Eli with him. Caleb went in November so this was Eli's turn to spend a spoiled weekend with Grandma-Grandma.
Anyway, I was busy in the kitchen fixing lunch for Caleb and Peach. Peach had used the bathroom and came out---well, in her birthday suit to inform me that she had infact used the potty. Caleb who has always been curious about the diffence between boys and girls and although we often don't allow them see each other without at least their underpants on as many of you probably know-it just happens!
Caleb begins to inform Peach that she does not have a pee,pee. She starts the argument "yes I do." I broke in and quickly informed Caleb of the diffrence. "You know Caleb boys and girls look diffrent. Boys have a p- and girls have a v- and thats just the way God made us." I didn't want to go into any details but I was really tired of the conversation and just wanted to move on.
As I was talking I began walking Peach back to the bathroom to get her clothes and Caleb followed us. His response "So your saying boys have p-" and before he good get the words out Peach jumps in with her response--
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"Yeah, Caleb boys have peanuts and girls have popcorn!"

3 comments:

Zach and Beth said...

I swear, I haven't stopped laughing about this since you called me. Too funny. I love that little girl.

Sarah said...

Oh my word!! That cracks me up. That reminds me, I have to blog the "birds and the bees according to Heidi" Kids say the funniest things!! I just started a blog, you'll have to click on my picture and check it out every now and then. Love you friend!

Mary said...

That's so funny!